Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Santa Descends From Chimneys Across Europe

/PRNewswire-FirstCall/ -- AirTran Airways, a subsidiary of AirTran Holdings, Inc. (NYSE:AAI) , is pleased to present its second of three Satellite-based Aviation Navigational Tracking Apparatus (S.A.N.T.A.) reports. The following information regarding Santa Claus' international flight is based on data from AirTran Airways' System Operations Control (SOC) center in Orlando:

-- After briefly losing Santa on the radar, an eyewitness account
confirmed that Santa met up with the Tooth Fairy for a quick bite in
Germany, where startled fellow patrons overheard him receive a lecture
on his cookie habit. With a new toothbrush and floss in tow, Santa
continued westward.
-- Analysis of satellite patterns show that Santa's team of reindeer
showed off their precision flying by performing a geometrically
perfect figure eight around the Eiffel Tower before rocketing out of
-- A short time later, Santa was spotted taking a short tourist detour in
London and wandering through the British Museum, fanny pack attached
and camera in hand. He extended his vacation from chimney-hopping at
Buckingham Palace, where he had tea with the Queen.
-- "The Claus" was last seen over the South Atlantic Ocean on his way to

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